My name is Alice, My attention span is short, and there's a reason I call myself weird.
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WHOA
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,
the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret
is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it
because by doing an internet search, all that would show up
would be the show or the book
and people will assume it’s fiction
but… what if?
(via noottersontheflightdeck)
the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”
he was so fucking terrified
are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god
i’m honestly starting to think that he is
well he is the man upstairs
hiddles-kili-misha-in-a-starship:
Possible thought ‘oh goodness no!! Something thing rude is happening and I’m causing it……I’M GONNA GET KICKED OUT OF THE BRITISH GENTLEMANLY ACTING SOCIETY! TOOOOOOOM!
It actually looks like Tom is speaking to him through the gif set
(Source: rogerallam, via sanity-was-never-an-option)
I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP
#tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’
(Source: lostiel, via sanity-was-never-an-option)
jim kirk walks into a bar.
it doesn’t matter if he walks into a drinking establishment or a metal support beam, because he gets injured either way.
(via impishtubist)
waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:
PLOT TWIST.
this is incredible
I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING
(via noottersontheflightdeck)
Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game. It is now Guess Superwholock. I am pleased.
I was play guess superwholock
“Are you gorgeous?”
“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”
“Do you frequently break hearts?”
“…”“Have you appeared to have died on screen?”
“No…”
*half the board goes down*“Have you died one hundred times in one episode?”
“God dammit you can’t ask questions that specific!”
(via noottersontheflightdeck)
survivingrealitywithoutnormality:
Marvel we need to talk about your obsessions with blue glowing objects
Marvel you have a kink
(via noottersontheflightdeck)
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
(via noottersontheflightdeck)
