Life and Times of ...?

Tumblr is my TARDIS and I’m the Doctor

pernillo:

It’s blue

It’s bigger on the inside

Basically a whole new dimension

I control where I’m going. 

I can go to any fandom I want. 

I can meet new friends, and share the wonders I have found with them.

I took one look at Tumblr, and it stole me. 

(via noottersontheflightdeck)

Fanfiction.net:
  • Chances of finding fanfic 100%
  • Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
  • Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
  • Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
  • Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%

(Source: agent-bartowski, via sanity-was-never-an-option)

The Avengers. I want you to be part of it.

(Source: mumblari, via sanity-was-never-an-option)

nicolettedemimsy-porpington:

londonrains:

jumpstofly:

aragoorn:

the-victim-in-cluedo-did-it:

detectiveswizardsandtimelords:

So that’s how he survived then.

How did we miss this clue?

We saw but we didn’t observe. 

Oh, yeah, right.

Yes, how could we possibly have missed the green inflatible airbag on the pavement?

Moffat said there was one thing everyone missed, how did we all miss this?

(via sanity-was-never-an-option)

assbuttyourargumentisinvalid:

neraiutsuze:

faint-in-destruction:

deanwinchesster:

shainecomeback:

Please wait warmly while the Angel is preparing.

*buffering*

Not able to connect to Grace, please call your Creator

ERROR 666: Angel was unable to access waveofcelestialintent.exe, run://program/Fly.wngs failed.

connectiontograce unexpectedly quit, send error report to God?

assbuttyourargumentisinvalid:

neraiutsuze:

faint-in-destruction:

deanwinchesster:

shainecomeback:

Please wait warmly while the Angel is preparing.

*buffering*

Not able to connect to Grace, please call your Creator

ERROR 666: Angel was unable to access waveofcelestialintent.exe, run://program/Fly.wngs failed.

connectiontograce unexpectedly quit, send error report to God?

(via sanity-was-never-an-option)

Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:

Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS

Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-

Tony: BFF

Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-

Tony: BEST

Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-

Tony: FRIENDS

Bruce: Tony-

Tony: FOREVER

dangling-thpider:

tookmyskull:

thefenceattheedgeoftheworld:

corking:

GAWD, John. GAWD.

Well there’s a plot hole you could blast a cannonball through.

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mycroft-queenofcake:

because each of these might be useful someday

original gif made by gorgeousanon

(via stroke-my-plumage)

Tubthumping

antiquitea:

stillguardingasses-man | wikkibird | lokii-d | iamladyloki | slumberblues:

 

 

 

 

Gifs from captainharvey.tumblr.com/

LMAO

Almost choked on a grape at this omfg.

LMAO! I was JUST thinking about this the other night: the number of times Loki gets shot/smashed/bashed/knocked down/thrown etc in that movie!

The sick part about this is that I knew exactly what song it was going to be before I clicked.

(via stroke-my-plumage)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
27,867 plays

shercockandmycrotch:

holy shit guys they’ve actually censored Benedict’s name

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